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Band Nightmare

I was in the 6th grade and it was about time for me to go on stage for my first band concert in front of a live concert ever. I was to go on and do a solo. It was easy, except the only problem was I had really serious gas.

I went out there with my clarinet and sat down. I started to play and I smelt something awful! Suddenly, I ripped a very load fart. Obviously the crowd heard because they started laughing. I just kept playing but it started to smell really bad. It totally gagged the senses.

It started to get worse and with every breath I took, I farted.

The crowd cracked up laughing!! I could have died!

I quit band the next year...

Submitted by Susan Ralpher

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